Iceland – Even with Hera
There are no redeeming features for this song. It’s badly staged ( i.e a 22 yr old in a 9 yr olds clothing) singing...
Semi One….. Prediction (always wrong)
Little beer in the pub next door to the arena and I’m struggling to call the ten qualifiers…
RUSSIA
ESTONIA
Dead certs and potential winners…
Then we have...
Italy – Taking flight
Nick: Italy in a bucket.
“Can we have ‘Rome’ please, in blues and golds?”
“What do you mean, ‘Rome’?”
“Oh, you know. Rome! Google Image it, you’ll...
Bratislava, British Embassy & Bearded Wonders – my day off
I can highly recommend a day off. It’s a rarity at Eurovision but I find myself having all but avoided everything going on at...
Moldova and Armenia
Now, I’ll be entirely honest here, Moldova and Armenia haven’t had my full attention, as I’ve been live chatting with EE customer service convincing...
Live Blog – Eurovision 2015 Jury Semi Final
Hello OnEuropeans! Monty here and I’m doing a rolling blog of the jury semi final for you, refresh for updates. Just to warn you...
Why your favourite song won’t win Eurovision 2015
You all have a favourite song. Or favourites. It’s allowed apparently. But have you read and digested the lyric for each one?
Well, no fear,...
Cyprus are staging this ALL WRONG.
I’m really quite upset here. I expected John to break my heart in a good way this afternoon. Staged right, that could have had...
It appears I have returned in time for Macedonia!
Returned from a morning away and it seems this place has gone to rack and ruin under our serial Lush’s Monty and Jody (...
Hacksaw on winners
You wanted more opinion on winners? You’ve come to the right place. Continuing our look at the winners, Roy – sorry, That’s Mr Roy...