Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014 – The Press Centre
Educate you some more? Judging by your interest in vexillology 101, I talked My Phil into shooting another short informative video for your discerning...
Bouncing Greek boys
Greece is flipping fantastic! Literally. There's a boy on a trampoline doing somersaults and the two vocalists join him for a trampoline threesome climax....
Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014- 17th – The UK
As I am a UK journo, I think I need to write a couple of hundred words on the UK of Stuff - I'd...
Netherlands, The – The cheap version of Ovi and thing….
It's Paula and Ovi on the cheap!! - Instead of having pianos and fire they have.... guitars and no seats!! - Again, recession bites...
Albanian on a box??
This was a cracking little song in the previews, despite the overtones of violence against women in the video, however now they have her...
Wogan – Your time has passed
Who am I? - I am an old broadcaster that USED to commentate on the Eurovision for the UK.... Yes, it's true, He's off...
On my knees for Lithuania
Lithuania has shot up in my estimation based on this rehearsal. The song's still a bit disjointed but the dancer is something else. He's...
The paper towel of per-il…
...is too 'ard for me this time. They do say there be 10 qualifiers in this semi of shame, and I'm not feeling it....
Bar news…..
Ooh exciting developments in the area between the press centre and the arena. The drilling and banging that's been on all afternoon would appear...
BREAKING NEWS – SVT Protest against Jury Rehearsal Lighting issues
Quick update before bed.
SVT have attempted to get the Juries to ignore Sanna's Evening rehearsal due to issues with the Lighting Rig and how...