Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014 – Oneurope Towers
You asked for it. Well, you're getting it anyway. Mr Phil, proprietor extraordinaire of this esteemed website, takes you on a tour of his...
Latvia, not even double cake could pacify me
I have a problem with Latvia. Not just that the screen with the better view in the press room keeps cutting out and the...
Israel, strut, strut, strut, pout, strut
WOW! If you want a dark horse it isn't going to come much darker than this. This, Tanja from Estonia, is amazing. The stage...
Moldova is merciless
Cristina Scarlett is singing that she has no feelings of mercy. She's dressed half in chiffon and half in a bronze breastplate. Imagine Katerina...
Mr Phil explains it all – Part 8g – Eurovision 2014...
Indulge me, dear reader, in a bit of a personal journey with this.
Last year I wrote on this very site that Conchita was only...
FYR Macedonia – Again, just background noise…..
This should be a good song. Tijana is a good singer but this is just a nothing of a performance. She doesn't have the...
Riigi goes to Kodaň – More Friday afternoon
We're nearly there today.
Portugal has again woken me from my slumbers. And what a way to wake up. I thought it was a very...
Latvia – Baking a Cake….
....with all the wrong ingredients unfortunately. It's face slappingly "fun" and we get to see them , in a wogan stylee "bounce all over...
Malta is very pleasant to start us off
First up today we have Malta. They're standing in a line singing this as you'd expect, and it's very effective. There are some big...
Malta – 9 times a winner??
Nine times Richard has entered Maltasong, and therefore it is clearly his turn? - Make no mistake, people of OnEurope, God may love a...













