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ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

San Marino – More cheese please

Imagine if you will a quatro formaggio pizza, then add lots more cheese - and by lots, I mean "shitloads" - and this is...

1:22 of Moldova

.....that's all they put on the screens in the Press Centre so I can't tell you what It was like.  All I can tell...

Today at the Games – Day 1 Round up

Oooooh I feel like Claire Balding. In an homage to her, and so you lot can actually work out what worked and didn't -...

Video? Phil’s musing of day 1? Go on, you might like...

Phil talks to you, discerning web-user! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh5hCusAmpQ Riigi x

Riigi goes to København – More Monday afternoon

I am happy to report that the cafeteria's lõunasöök is very very good. Myself and some cohorts - undercover of course - had the...

Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song

Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...

Ukraine- it’s the special olympics!

Not special like that!! - It's very special...ist. Definitely appealing to an audience with the obligatory male hunky backing Dancer but, in a twist,...

Azerbaijan – Hasn’t da mooooosik died 2 years ago?

This song is 2012's Azeri entry. You could transplant that song and this one and you'd never notice the difference. A wolf's in sheep's...

Riigi goes to København – Monday afternoon

I last left you at Eesti (Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm...). We then had a lunch break. I know, after just three songs...

Russia – eeeerm WTF?!!?

I've been coming to this shindig for 14 years and I'm not often wrong-footed or dry with words. This is one of those times. They start...