Georgia…. it has a paraglider…..
i'll let you drink that in, The concept, yeah, is that you can get back to earth in 3 minutes but, in a twist,...
Norway – No Way
This is wrist slittingly awful. It's isn't the most happy of songs at the best of times and, it has been said, that he...
Israel – Hmmmm
The stage seems too big for her at the start of the song and it continues to swallow her throughout the opening 45 seconds...
Riigi goes to Kopenhaagen – Tuesday afternoon
I've not been paying ATTENTION. No I haven't, Vilija. I've been working elsewhere again, so couldn't properly comment on some of the gems we...
Malta – And arguably this is winning THIS Semi Final
Two potential Semi wieners back to back?? - Wouldnt bet against it.
In the same way that Hungary was "drawn" last, there is an argument...
Hungary – This is winning the Semi Final
by an absolute street!!
I've been dying to say that out loud all day and, strike me backwards, Andras just looks like the winner, Its...
Dear RTCG……………
I'm going to tell you this just the once ...
There is a woman, faux ice skating ... as he sings...
I'll let you digest this...
Netherlands, The – The cheap version of Ovi and thing….
It's Paula and Ovi on the cheap!! - Instead of having pianos and fire they have.... guitars and no seats!! - Again, recession bites...
Riigi goes to Kopenhaagen – Tuesday morning
Welcome welcome. I'm taking a break from my official duties to bring you up to dates with my movements. No, not those movements, you...
Portugal … Doctor to Re-suss, Please?
... because this song was on life support at the FdC but now it's virtually dying on its arse. People of Europe, you need...