Bar news…..
Ooh exciting developments in the area between the press centre and the arena. The drilling and banging that's been on all afternoon would appear...
Bouncing Greek boys
Greece is flipping fantastic! Literally. There's a boy on a trampoline doing somersaults and the two vocalists join him for a trampoline threesome climax....
The Final Flimsy Filing Copy of Futility
I may have been slightly wrong about Austria not qualifying on Thursday, and the Cushelle of Calamity has been flushed with failure straight into...
Riigi goes to Kopenhaagen – Tuesday afternoon again
We're nearly there. Another summer day down by the ocean, under the tentage you and I. I'm not getting a tan that's for sure,...
Icelandic bears
I like a man with a beard, and Iceland serves us up a whole stage full of them. Visually this is a riot of...
Three Georgian minutes to never get back
Georgia is probably the strangest three minutes you'll hear this Eurovision. We have a saying that once you've heard a Eurovision song three times...
Up and at ’em for the Big 5
I'm not liking this early start. Up before 8.30 this morning to get to the arena early for the first rehearsals of the Big...
The paper towel of per-il…
...is too 'ard for me this time. They do say there be 10 qualifiers in this semi of shame, and I'm not feeling it....
Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014- 17th – The UK
As I am a UK journo, I think I need to write a couple of hundred words on the UK of Stuff - I'd...
Iceland….. now then… Qualifying?
This is going to get the bonkers vote!! - They are in their colours as per the video and are in character at all...