2014

This should be a HOT TEN qualifiers, not SIX LOSERS, but it's much more complex than that. You all saw what happened - and some...

10th Spain - OK-ish result for Spain. Fans wanted more, bit if you can't actually DANCE in the title of the song - you're...

I last left you at Eesti (Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm...). We then had a lunch break. I know, after just three songs...

Russia Well well well... Many songs are a disappointment when they transfer to the Eurovision stage but I was pleasantly surprised by this watching in...

This should be a good song. Tijana is a good singer but this is just a nothing of a performance. She doesn't have the...

Albania – Free your mind from the doubts that are tickling Armenia – What if it’s all in one kiss? That turns all seeds into...

Lots of things have gone on that I Can't tell you about, suffice to say that Porridge is lovely and Norman Stanley Fletcher needs...

Spain, France, and Denmark also voted in this semi-final. Draw Country Language Artist Song Place Points 01 Armenia English Aram MP3 "Not Alone" 4 121 02 Latvia English, Latvian Aarzemnieki "Cake to Bake" 13 33 03 Estonia English Tanja "Amazing" 12 36 04 Sweden English Sanna Nielsen "Undo" 2 131 05 Iceland English Pollapönk "No Prejudice" 8 61 06 Albania English Hersi "One Night's Anger" 15 22 07 Russia English Tolmachevy Sisters "Shine" 6 63 08 Azerbaijan English Dilara Kazimova "Start a Fire" 9 57 09 Ukraine English Mariya Yaremchuk "Tick-Tock" 5 118 10 Belgium English Axel Hirsoux "Mother" 14 28 11 Moldova English Cristina...

Welcome welcome. I'm taking a break from my official duties to bring you up to dates with my movements. No, not those movements, you...

I'd just like to apologise upfront for my spelling. I can actually spell very well; I won a Cadbury's Fudge Easter Egg for being...