Montenegro – Can they fall any further?
It seems as though the Montenegrins went away and thought about what they did at the first rehearsal ... before coming back with essentially...
Germany – Very underwhelming
Well the abiding feeling of this song is one of being totally underwhelmed. Thankfully, they seem not to have brought the spinning platform, but...
San Marino – Where’s the party?
Time for this year's guilty pleasure, Serhat (in his crop top) was back to dad dance his way through 'Say na na na'.
Again, there...
Finland – is it all in my head?
The last time I said something about Finland, I was picked up in by least three online newspapers it transpires. If they are watching,...
Greece – They’ve got it going on
And by it, I mean everything. Because that's what the Greeks had on stage today. Literally everything. It was like fire sale at the...
Today at the Games – Day 1 and 2’s Local news...
So, as Daz Sampson so elequently put it, what *did* we learn in school today ... well over the last two days? The answer...
Iceland – STOP! Hammer Time!
All I have to say is "ARMADILLO!!"
The hammer was back in the hands of the masked man atop the Hatari logo. Unfortunately, he had...
Here for you on Day Two
Eurovision really begins today with all of the batshitness in Semi Final One in this, the second half. Only eight songs today, but what...
Lithuania had the runs
(Do you see what I did there? - do you!)
Jurijus was missing something. Various answers from our table ranged from a guitar to a...
Montenegro … MAKE IT STOP!!!
Montenegro are sunk. Sorry, but I might as well say it, having witnessed the first three minutes of their allotted on-stage 30.
Gone is the...