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So ... I popped out to relieve myself, and got caught in a gaggle of press and fans surrounding Eleni Foureira, and then another...

Georgia is a 100% classier that what I just saw and should piss on Jessica's effort from a great height. There has been zero...

Bom dia, Oneuropeans! Tudo bem? It’s mid afternoon already and I’m afraid to say I’ve only just got up! I was up late, at...

Say what you like about Mikolas and the song, he's got balls and guts to even be on the stage at the moment. He's...

This has got better. It had to really, because on Wednesday it fell a bit flat. There seems to have been a lot of...

I did miss Portugal, but at least I’m here for the UK. The first go has tightened up many of the camera angles and...

As you all saw during the Wednesday rehearsal (and if you didn't, you should read it now) this came as a real surprise to...

So ... despite the roars of laughter in the press room on Monday when we all saw the concept for this song - if...

... that this is a whole load of wrong? It appears that Julia has been placed slightly lower in the chamber of magma and the...

Powered by noodles, beer and pastéis de nata, the OnEuropeans reported back from the Altice Arena for a fourth day. The last nine semi-final...