Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one

Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning? Ralph: feeling a bit ruff Drashig: hale...

They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese

Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...

Tea bagging

It's the Twining's Tea Advert (for UK viewers) set to music! - Although to be fair I am not sure how much of it...

Screechy Preachy

Nick: I nearly got up in time for Azerbaijan. Yay me! But not quite. I gather my team aren't feeling that one so much. I'm...

Sweet Peeps

Let's look at the positives of my Slavic relatives in Ukraine. The singer has a very powerful voice and can certainly belt it out...

Faraway in an English country garden

With our arena correspondents having wandered off to see other bits of Moscow, I'm left playing catch-up once again. Embed from Getty Images I'm not struck...

NEWSFLASH – The one-horse race is over

Phil: Well as we like to say round here - Shit my old boots! Ukraine's first rehearsal changed everything. There's lots of metal, a...

Ani catches a cold

Phil: Well the curse of the Eurovision cold seems to have struck Verka - eeerm I mean Ani Lorak and vocally this is weaker...

Filling in the gaps of love

Right then, so I've had a quick check up of the vids of other tunes, and this is the things I discover. They weren't half...

Ukraine – so you don’t have to

Franko: Well now. Having completely failed to remain conscious during the UK preview party and missing Ani's performance, I finally get to hear it.... Sound...