Lithuania – second time round
Well , It does appear to be growing on us - in the same way that a fungus grows on a Tree. The song...
Portgual – Backflipping bland
Well Portugal, what can one say that has not already been said? The backflip is still there and if, and it is a big...
Ireland – DONT FALL FOR IT EUROPE
There are members of this esteemed panel who think that Ireland’s Eurovision 2005 song is the best thing they have ever seen – including...
Bulgaria – Eurovision 2005’s ‘toilet break’
The Bulgars are presently on stage - however - if you blinked you would certainly miss them - this is Europe's Toilet Break for...
Croatia – a totally not upsetting opinion
Unfortunately he pleads for your votes - and is next door so don't want to upset anyone else again today thanks!! - I cant...
Andorra – oh god what are you thinking about!!
Well - its the dance of the seven veils with feathers!! - She is totally awful = she has no redeeming features , the...
Switzerland- I hope you’re sitting down for this
It's not going to qualify ...
Once again, just to let you digest that - on the four performances that we have seen - and...
SMS from the hall …
"They are all mad they think Ireland are going to win"
Yay! And indeed, oh HECK. I've no idea who "they" are, but I suspect...
Donna et la mobile (quite clever that)
I've just been on the phone to Kiev, where the OnEurope uberfuhrer and unterfuhrers seem to be having significant amounts of fun. I've been...
LATEST MOLDOVAN NEWS – FRESH FROM PEOPLE
The Moldovans can not be contacted - the organisers know not where they are - they are not even on the official schedule for...