Eurovision Countdown 2025: Israel is well-behaved

IsraelYuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise Well, it had to happen. Israel sends a peace anthem to Eurovision, and the jokes practically write themselves—though...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Finland

FINLAND – Ich Komme – Erika Vikman Well colour me slightly puffy and call me Alice. The genius that’s Erika Vikman, four years removed from...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged

IrelandEmmy – Laika Party It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Estonia

ESTONIA – Espresso Macchiato – Tommy Cash There are times, dear reader where the words 'Oh DO fuck off' are entirely appropriate... and this is...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 14 – Georgia

Freedom by Mariam Shengelia Sometimes a country, especially one making an internal selection, keeps their cards close to their chest until the latest possible moment,...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 13 – France

Maman by Louane After so many years seemingly in the Eurovision wilderness France has been knocking at the door of a win a couple...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Greece is restrained

GreeceKlavdia – Asteromáta Greece occasionally tires of sending identikit bops in borrowed clubwear and remembers it has centuries of rich musical tradition to draw from....

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Iceland is shouty

IcelandVÆB – RÓA VÆB arrive like they’ve just burst out of the warm-up slot for a junior DJ battle at Reykjavík Pride, and frankly, they’re...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 10/37 – Denmark

DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal The Danes really do need to look into the mirror and ask themselves why they are putting themselves and Europe...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 12 – Finland

Ich Komme by Erika Vikman I’ve seldom been as thankful for being one of the organisers and presenters of Second Cherry – a second...