Eurovision birthdays 24/3 – I’m not afraid
Those Norwegians are an interesting bunch. They got a Belarussian in to win for them. They had a song with 27 words that won....
25 September – Malta is such a lovely sight
Everyone loves a tryer. Eurovision has thrown up more than its fair share of them. You know the type – the singer that keeps...
4 November- Hemel Hempstead is a place on earth
Some singers can't get enough of Eurovision. They keep coming back for more, and sometimes broadcasters are daft enough to let them have another...
22 December – Get away!
As with all contests, someone has to come last. It's unfortunate that sometimes, the song that comes last doesn't really warrant coming last. But...
9 February – You’re like the roses that fill a garden...
I know what you're thinking. Why has that Riigi character picked another song from this country? He's a fool. Well it's my column and...
27 March – You won’t be lonely anymore
I'm back from a brief hiatus. I was out on manoeuvres deep in the countryside, on a special mission. It all went well if...
17 August – As long as your shine is lighting up...
I dunno. Some countries' songs are like buses. You wait ages and then two come along at once. Yesterday we had everyone's favourite...
21 September – I am only a wound
You may think that Portugal has been mightily unlucky to only win at its 376th attempt. Well I guess they have, but now the...
27 October – Go, go, go
Have you had a good week? Has it snowed where you are? Or is it fine and sunny in an Israeli stylee? Whatever your...
2 December – It’s cold, cold, cold
That's a very apt line for December, unless you're in that European outpost they call Australia. Well, maybe there are bits of 'Europe' that...