8 January – I’m going crazy because of this nonsense
Sunday morning and time for relaxing. I was relaxed until I put my TV on this morning and saw someone very objectionable. I won't...
21 February – Listen carefully to the sound of water
Eurovision this year isn't starting to look that bad, especially if you're a connoisseur of language. Already Belarus's song is in their native song....
16 April – You were the queen of my heart
Were you in Spain over the weekend? If you've been paying attention, many of your F*c*b*o* feeds will have featrued footage from the Eurovision...
25 August – She sings her songs when nobody is sitting...
The word 'treat' is bandied around far too much these days. Things that are mildly interesting are called treats. Things that are the epitome...
29 September – Let my light clear up the night
Here's something we thought we'd never see. It's a performer from one country singing in another with whom there was no love lost for...
4 November – It’s the universe for me
Gruyère. Just when you thought I'd be picking humdrum songs from central Europe or even the United Kingdom of stuff, I'm throwing one in...
12 December – It seems I’ve been led astray
Such is the lottery of the birthday feature, that one day we're plumbing the depths of the 1970s, and next we're bang up...
19 March – We’re fighting forward, despite head wind and...
Do you want an old song? You do? Well you're in luck. It's not only from the second Eurovision Song Contest, but it was...
10 June – Are we going to lose it all?
Have you missed me? I've missed you all, and the chance to revive some obscure track, just because its singer has a birthday.
But we've...
19 July – I’d give it all, everything in the world
We had dark and moody the other day. But dark with a likeable quality. Dark can take many other forms, and one of those...