2018
Yearly Archives: 2018
Moldovan hora in bedroom farce crowdpleaser shocker!
From Russia to – well – Russia. Or at least inasmuch as this is written by the great Russian composer and artist Philipp Kirkorov,...
The uncomfortable truth?
Julia Samoylova now atop her green and blue tinged mountain trying not to break. Three backing vocalists in white to the right hand side...
Mount Russiamore
After last year’s debacle with Julia Samoylova being forbidden to travel to Ukraine, you could say Russia has a mountain to climb, but in...
Russia – I’m not sure if it’s a deliberate ploy
...but this is either trolling on the highest level, or a grave miscalculation from Russia.
First of all Yulia is sitting atop a MOUNTAIN on...
Cool and steady doesn’t win Eurovision
Rasmussen next up with his Viking ‘cut and paste’ from the Danish final. It’s IDENTICAL save for the addition of a large white flag...
Denmark – Same same, different, but still the same
I don't know what to think or type here. I love this song, and can't hide that and when I saw it in the...
Denmark – no need to even rehearse this
Denmark. It’s exactly the same as in the Danish final. That’s it. I’m off to stalk Mladen from Serbia at his press conference...
Monty x
Lunch and a ‘sign’
We popped out for a noodle lunch at Walk To Walk and some cold Sagres shaped refreshment.
It takes a lot of sustenance to get...
How much is Eurovision worth?
I'm now the proud owner of a €0 commemorative banknote! You can make your own jokes about cheap and worthless, I like it.
Monty x
San Mari-NO
Oh my! San Marino. We thought this might be cheap but it’s even cheaper than we hoped. The robots are here – and they’ve...












