2018
Yearly Archives: 2018
No, baby no!
My my my, San Marino courtesy of Malta, Germany via Bratislava give the ‘what the actual fuck’ moment this year and certainly will have...
San Marino – If this is the best you can come up with
Then you really need to go and have a word with yourselves and consider your participation.
I have just witnessed three of the most painful,...
Serbian striding and strutting
Hhm. Serbia’s not great. Musically this has plenty to stand out, but visually they’re making a bit of a fist of it. There’s some...
I balkanika this, but not a lot!
Balkanika next up for Serbia and I really like this song. The staging is pretty much as I would have expected with the old...
Serbia – what a load of old Balkans …
If you are talking generic and if you are talking about songs that clearly know their audience, then Serbia should be right at the...
The Humans’ masquerade moment
Ooh my second favourite of the year now and The Humans and Romania, yes I know I’m weird! I absolutely love the soft rock...
Romania: maybe not Goodbye quite yet
Gosh. Romania. I wasn’t expecting that. This is high-concept performance, sweetie. Yes, but is it art, darling?
Cristina is clad in a purple floor-length gown,...
Romania – There is clearly a high concept here
The first 45 seconds of this has everything - It has a blonde woman, Cristina, with MASSIVE Dynasty shoulder pads and a purple dress....
Boy wonder Rybak is bak!
So the Rybak opens the second semi final and the Norwegian package is pretty much ready to go. We missed the first run-through, but...
Norway: that’s how you get on my tits
Bom dia! Tudo bem? We had our first proper Eurovision party last night, with an impromptu DJ set from DH Ohrmeister, Konstantin, in Trumps...