2018
Yearly Archives: 2018
Breakfast!
Breakfast was a shiny and cheesy affair in the metro station. We are all ready for day four and the second half of semi...
Eurovision 2018 – Everything we said about day three
It's not everyone who wants to start their day with Alexander Rybak, but it's that sort of dedication to the cause that makes OnEurope...
Eurovision semi-final 1 gets the Hacksaw treatment
So we know what the great and good of the Eurovision press corps thinks about all the songs. But what of the thoughts of...
(The royal) we’ve got love
Thanks to Ewan over at Escinsight for that tag line!
Jessica Mauboy better be being paid well because they’ve got her doing almost everything on...
Australia seems far, far away
I was looking forward to Australia’s rehearsal so much. I met Jessica at the London Eurovision Party and she was an absolute delight. I...
Australia – Not much to say other than…
It's alright.
In the same way Monty didn't do a lot with Denmark, I can't do a lot with this. Not because I didn't watch...
Country rock doesn’t need back flips
No ruddy Superbock in the Fan slash Press tent, I’ll be writing to my MP. So back ready for Waylon, sorry Wilhem, but the...
Netherlands – Everyone’s got a little WTF in them?
Dear AVROTROS. Waylon had a perfectly serviceable song. He could have sung this on his own in faux cowboy gear and a stetson with...
Everybody’s got a little Bet Lynch in ’em
Waylon has been inspired by American country rock for this musically. Visually he’s been inspired by British soap opera, as he’s wearing the kind...
Moldovan Magic
After all the darkness of Russia, we have a Moldovan tonic now with the assistance of Russia of course! Do-Re-Dos (who sound like a...












