2017
Yearly Archives: 2017
This is back in with a shout now
You know the phrase that you can't make a silk purse out of a Sow's ear? Claudia has just proved that you really really...
Macedonia and Malta dance and sing alone
I was so busy enjoying my lunch I forgot to blog about Macedonia. Well – meh. I love this song, it’s one of my...
Macedonia (FYR) after lunch…
We're back after a hearty lunch of cheese, and sausage rolls ...
Jana entertains us on stage but to me it just doesn't work. She...
Lunch
Because I know you like to know this detail. I've got two cheesy big cheesy baps, with some cheese to put in them, and...
Austria: Nathan’s pulling a moony
Nathan Trent is up next and he’s pulling a moony. No, he’s not getting his arse out (he's not even singing the word when it...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Sorry Tijana who are you?
Tijana appears to have stolen the intro to "About you now" for the first 15 seconds, and then veers away just before a plagiarism...
Serbia – a bit out of her depth
Serbia is the first song in the second semi-final, but we’re not neatly compartmentalised for today’s order, so we’re straddling the two.
This is my...
First night in Kyiv – Slavko got me drunk!
Slavko got me drunk! Well, not him personally – I did see him, but I didn’t even speak to him. But his Montenegrin party...
Latvia – They have rectified Penisgate
In Penisgate news, the Latvians have clearly listened to us and they have coloured the penis in and it now LOOKS like what it's...