2017
Yearly Archives: 2017
Germany in actually quite good shocker!
Levina revealed to Eurovision.tv moments before taking to the stage that her performance was going to feature a surprise. It turns out to be...
Germany … it’s amazing what some thought can do
Much as it pains me to say this, Germany is not going to finish last with this one. They have preformed major surgery to make...
España, vuelve cuando tengas una canción buena
If this really is the best than a rigged Spanish Final can come up with, Spain need to take the hint and go away...
Man, Manel is annoying
Oh Spain. I’m sorry Manel, but you annoy the titting crap out of me. I’m not sure how he’s ever had a lover to...
Italy – Alé!
It’s all eyes on the hot favourite Italy as they have their first rehearsal. It’s good! Obviously some camera angles to sort (though these...
Italia, il tuo tempo per brillare è ora
That ...
Was ...
Fucking ...
Amazing!
Where do I start? Well, for starters, if any of your local bookmakers are offering even money (or better), get some cash...
Ukrainians give good head.
So much so that the band have to prove it by sticking an eight-foot-tall papier mâché head on stage.
Don't panic, they haven't lost leave of...
Romania gives us guns, Ukraine gives us head
“I can’t hear my ears!” yells Ilinca from Romania as she starts to yodel at the start of Romania’s rehearsal. There will be those...
Thankfully there is a break now
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand time to breathe!
At 1500 EEST, rehearsals restart with the Big 6 - Just a quick reminder:
The favourites and the big ones are in...
Yodel IT… or shut it… your call
Well that has the potential to be a glittergasm all over the stage. The cannons haven't fired yet, but we know what's going to...