2017
Yearly Archives: 2017
Ireland: trying (and succeeding) to die
Ten years ago, I fulfilled a dream and went up in a hot air balloon over Australia. Once we got up there I realised I...
Now thats what I call an Album Track
If you take my position that the Netherlands is old-fashioned nonsense, then Denmark is typical of the song that the Danes always send to...
Hung(a)ry for a bit of Juicy Papi
Time for Juicy Papi from Hungary. Ooh I love him! I went into the hall to get an up close and personal experience with...
What a start from the Dutch
Day Seven (though it feels like longer) begins with Netherlands, The.
My phone just rang... it's NSF 1989... they want all their songs back!
OG3NE split...
Netherlands power vocals
Good morning OnEuropeans! Another day in the bubble. Netherlands first up for us today.
I’m a little disappointed by this. It’s very plainly staged with...
Russia and Ukraine may face sanctions over Samoylova-gate
Two countries may face exclusion from the Eurovision Song Contest. In an interview with a German news portal, the head of the group that...
If Estonia was hatesex …
This is more like a shit date. You expect your companion to wine and dine you, but instead you end up the Travelodge in...
French finale
Our last to reveal is France, and I’ve been longing to see this since Alma was announced. I really adore this song, and have...
UK in not shit either shocker
I know, I know what you are thinking - I'm always going to say this because I'm biased towards the UK - except I'm...
UK is going for gold
Ooh UK is brilliant! Lucie does so well. She’s alone in a mustard/gold-coloured dress, and she’s standing on a complicated erection, which has a...