2014
Yearly Archives: 2014
Riigi goes to København – More Monday afternoon
I am happy to report that the cafeteria's lõunasöök is very very good. Myself and some cohorts - undercover of course - had the...
Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song
Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...
Ukraine- it’s the special olympics!
Not special like that!! - It's very special...ist. Definitely appealing to an audience with the obligatory male hunky backing Dancer but, in a twist,...
Azerbaijan – Hasn’t da mooooosik died 2 years ago?
This song is 2012's Azeri entry. You could transplant that song and this one and you'd never notice the difference. A wolf's in sheep's...
Riigi goes to København – Monday afternoon
I last left you at Eesti (Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm...). We then had a lunch break. I know, after just three songs...
Russia – eeeerm WTF?!!?
I've been coming to this shindig for 14 years and I'm not often wrong-footed or dry with words.
This is one of those times.
They start...
Albanian on a box??
This was a cracking little song in the previews, despite the overtones of violence against women in the video, however now they have her...
Iceland….. now then… Qualifying?
This is going to get the bonkers vote!! - They are in their colours as per the video and are in character at all...
Sweden – Undo my good god!!
It could be argued that SVT have taken the MF video and just played it on the screen in front of me. I don't...
Riigi goes to København – Monday morning
I made it, dear reader. Are you glad? I most certainly am, especially as I'll have to sell my body again to pay for...