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I have a problem with Slovenia

They have an absolutely super song. They have a very attractive singer with a lacy dress and big headphones. They have a good looking...

A couple of things Cyprus should have done

Or not done, really. It looks a fair bit better than it did first time round. I think colour came in at the start...

Switzerland have three minutes to shine

It’s an odd comparison, of the type you’re used to by now, but watching Switzerland after Sweden gives me the same feeling I had...

Switzerland…. zzzzzzzz

This song passes me by. Melanie is singing a cracking little song but, like a fair few in this contest, it doesn’t hold the...

I have a minor problem with Azerbaijan

I was watching Elnur’s breakdancing pirouetting werewolves, then suddenly remembered Du Er Fuld Af Logn from ESC 1986 and it’s a brute of an...

Latvia & Azerbaijan – is it time for a break yet?...

Latvia – I didn’t see much of it as I was having some lunch: big ravioli with cheese and a butetr sauce. Delicious. About...

Azerbaijan – Sorry I missed Latvia

Sorry I was trying to do everything and failing miserably. Elnur, however, got my attention. When you get past Latvia and put something good in,...

Sweden is, well, Sweden is…

Go watch Melodifestivalen. It’s that. Qualifying *obviously*, podiuming almost certainly, winning… you wouldn’t be surprised.

Iceland & Sweden, a Nordic duo

Iceland is very cute. It’s Maria centre stage with 5 backing vocalists, including Hera Björk, to the rear right side. There’s a kind of...

Iceland – Even with Hera

There are no redeeming features for this song. It’s badly staged ( i.e a 22 yr old in a 9 yr olds clothing) singing...