Serbia – still excellent
There is a little bit of a break at the moment so it’s time for me to let you know that Serbia is really...
Well the press centre catering has gone downhill
No it's not Edam but it is cheese - yes it's a jumbo sausage roll cos i'm fat and yes it's got a side...
Made in (E)Spain – It certainly is
** resisting the urge to say “Scorchio**
Nope!
For me, and I must stress this is my opinion, there is not a lot to warm to...
Hungary’s hairy man hasn’t had his man bun cut and it...
So then Hungary, what is this you have brought to the table? Why it's ethnicity, that's what this smells of. Roy D Hacksaw (of...
Cyprus – Is she *actually* Madonna?
Well as per tradition, there was 'une problem technique' in the press centre and this meant we could see but not hear Tamta ......
Romania and her vampires?
Romania doesn't seem to have changed a great deal from the rehearsal we saw a few days ago. It all seems very ethereal and...
It’s Day 2 in the East London Press Centre
Goedemorgon Oneuropeans from the RotterdEast Ham Press Centre. It’s Day 2, and it feels like we’ve never been gone.
Lots to bring you today –...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 1
Hello Europe! Just when you thought you were getting away with it this year, no, I'm still here.
I guess I probably have to do...
Portugal – Still the ‘water cooler moment’
This was, possibly above Hatari, the 'water cooler moment' of this semi final.
Just like the Icelanders, Conan can sing any old bollocks (and does)...
Spain – Sit down and tell me all about it
It seems they have mocked up Miki's house for the first minute of the scene as he walks through almost waking people up in...