Swinging swinging swinging – Macedonia live!
With thanks to our chums at Eurovision Ireland, you'll get to see what we can see and make up your own mind about the...
The Netherlands – In sheep’s clothing
For me, there was a lot wrong here. Firstly let me be clear, the song itself is a cracker and, as expected, Duncan delivered all...
Live Blog – Second semi-final – dress rehearsal
We're back live this evenings after a day out and about - Chernobyl, since you ask. And it's our first chance to watch all...
Eurovision 2003 – Friday Dress Rehearsal
And what a rehearsal that was!! It had everything.. Brilliant hosts, brilliant staging and marvellous hosts. The following are notes that Nick has taken...
Hung(a)ry for a bit of Juicy Papi
Time for Juicy Papi from Hungary. Ooh I love him! I went into the hall to get an up close and personal experience with...
Cyprus – That’s entertainment!
Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...
Switzerland – the last (place) of our kind
Switzerland. Rykka’s sporting a blue rinse and curls, like a cross between Mrs Slocombe and Shirley Temple. You can do your own jokes about...
Latvia – Justs … a minute …
Yeah he looks very good on stage and, although he looks like an angsty teenager in looks the voice is rich enough to ensure...
Belgium – In the event of an emergency …
Elliot needs some serious styling och consulting and bloody fast. He wore a black combat jacket with red pull chords on the bottom saying...
Lithuania do absolutely nothing different …
The best thing that one can say about this song is that there is a stage effect in the last 30 seconds that looks...