22 June – I’ll live for a hundred thousand years
Do you remember 2018? We were in sunny sunny Lisbon. Everyone was tipping certain countries to win. Or do badly. They got some predictions...
30 June – Never admit, never, never, never, never
You know that thing when you've had enough of colour performances? So to redress that balance, here's one in glorious black & white. No,...
22 February – They try to find the Milky Way
Gimmick. A song needs a gimmick. But what to choose. We've had costume changes, wind machine, and pyros. But they were becoming so old...
23 September – She always prays for her boys
It's always nice to hear a song that's not English. But even more special when we hear a proper minority language. Our friends in...
Georgia is Fan-blody-tastic
No, I have not taken leave of my senses. They have turned this into such a complete mess it's fab-u-lous! - Women on stairs, dyed-blond-haired...
Rock the boat of ragged despair
Apparently it's autumn tomorrow. And apparently it's the start of the Eurovision 2019 season too. That means that - so I'm told - songs...
Georgia: Britpop is back
I liked this song from the get-go, even if it is a tad repetitive, and a touch one-note. Today, though, the performance exposed all...
I survived Germany
Phew! Made it through in one piece. This is fun! Her dress dazzles with her matching shoes, as she marches along the catwalk in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Germany
Perfect Life by Levina
Maybe it was the disappointment of two consecutive last places in the final that led Germany not to really care that...
9 March – A long forgotten dream comes back to life
It's trier time again. And what a trier we have today. There have been others, but no-one else has performed in three contests, and...