6 July – Let me show you Just let me show...
It must be a thankless task trying to get that first win for your country. For some, it was easier than others. Many people...
21 September – Playing Tetris with my feelings
That class of 2020, eh? They keep amazing us with their also being the class of 2021. It was commendable of the various TV...
25 October – Look at me and teach me to live...
When Portugal won in 2017, they had held the record for the most entries without a win. It's not a record a country wants,...
Lithuania – Eurovizijos Heat 8 Results
It's like they never want this to end. And so on the wheel turns. This week eight songs you've heard before played their little...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 2 – Armenia
“I will dance, and you will watch” sings Jaklin, the grown-up version of the little Jako in the song’s title. The line immediately reminds...
Calling DR Shufflepop to Denmark….
The ten "lucky" entrants that DR chose to fight for the right to represent them at the shuffle-pop-olympics are shown below. There...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 16 of 39 – Greece
When I first heard this song, my immediate thought was to pan it like I had with Cyprus several days ago because on first...
We have a Moldovan spaceman
The sound is a technical problem, apparently, not a Greek whim. They’ve just announced they’re ‘really working on it’ to get it back for...
2 May – The air is pure CO2 – my head...
Every song will have at least one fan. Yes, every song. The fan may not shout about it, for fear of ridicule. But I'm...
Azeri kitchen sinks
I don't rightly know where to start with this, though one phrase could describe all of this without looking
"Typical Azeri Eurovision."
It's everything you could...