Netherlands and, the fantastic, Iceland
Glennis has a fantastic voice, and, even though Nick wanted me to slap her, I just can't. Her dream, improbable at the start of...
Afternoon all – gubbins and rehearsals that we may have seen…
.....well we've had three so far this afternoon - Latvia, Monaco and Israel...... We have seen most of all of them - certainly enough...
Moldova – Feck yes!
Yay! It's the Moldovans!
They've finally turned up, and they're shite hot white hot stuff!
Lots of folk punk leaping about, and a little old lady...
Lithuania – second time round
Well , It does appear to be growing on us - in the same way that a fungus grows on a Tree. The song...
Ireland – DONT FALL FOR IT EUROPE
There are members of this esteemed panel that think that this song is the best thing they have ever seen - including the esteem-ed...
Bulgaria – Eurovision 2005’s ‘toilet break’
The Bulgars are presently on stage - however - if you blinked you would certainly miss them - this is Europe's Toilet Break for...
Croatia – a totally not upsetting opinion
Unfortunately he pleads for your votes - and is next door so don't want to upset anyone else again today thanks!! - I cant...
LATEST MOLDOVAN NEWS – FRESH FROM PEOPLE
The Moldovans can not be contacted - the organisers know not where they are - they are not even on the official schedule for...
Finland – Tell me WAHHHHHH!
Now if, on the off chance, YLE are watching, in Unison - the team - have one thing to say
NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!
This is very...
The Austrians questionable dress sense
On the Austrians come in what we're told will be 'national costume' - although the memo clearly didn't get to everyone as there tracksuits...