A touch of the kitchen sink
Nick: Hmm, I'd been primed with the words "Ray of Light" before this started and, well, I can see where they're coming from with...
Montenegro – Great or grating?
Nick: I like this thing, and yet it's going to do nothing. It's too lightweight for people who like this kind of music and...
Girls just wanna have Eurovision fun
Ooh now, that was a pleasant surprise. Estonia is looking half decent. Now, I've not been an awful fan of this 'un up till...
Cup of tea?
Nick: Klane Haserl haben kurze Naserl. I'm reliably informed that *nobody* has seen Kobi Oz and Alf Poier in the same place at the...
Sylvia Night – the one-trick pony that fell at the final...
Iceland is not going to qualify. The boos for this song were very loud on the stage and it is performed awfully. It is...
Estonia could make it after all
This should be dead in the water - Carola * should* have pissed on it's chips. However, after another lackluster performance by the Carola...
Sorry lads, you’re not …
The Lithuanians are so not the winners - but are possibly to the qualifying. It is going to get the Moldovan granny vote -...
Winner winner winner
*still* The winner of the Eurovision - there is no chance that this is not going to the Final. They have gone into a...
Cyprus – new frock, still no chance
Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...