Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 2
We're still here - unlike the Russians if you believe what you read everywhere. OnEurope's pundits continue to delight with ill-informed ramblings about the songs competing...
Montenegro First Rehearsal
The Montenegro trojan Donkey has taken its rightful place in Eurovision history as possibly the worst thing ever seen. I dont know what it...
A midday catch up
Well, I lied about no more cheese. My cider-addled body was craving carbs this morning and I had to succumb to an emergency cheese...
LIVE BLOG – Semi Final 1 – First dress rehearsal
Join us live here from 16:00 local time (2pm, UK/Portugal - 3pm Western Europe) to hear what we make of the first dress rehearsal...
18 January – My pillow smells like you
The semi-finals are a curious thing. Draw is everything if you have to compete in one. It's true that ten songs will qualify, which...
Tuesday’s child is full of grace – did you miss me...
Well since everyone else had Thursday off, I did too. Plus I spent all yesterday afternoon shut up with librarians and that's never good...
Monteneg-no
Just like on Wednesday, this catches me in my rehearsal lull, where energy levels are low and I'm start to wonder why I'm still...
Montenegro – From Karaoke to Karaoke?
Being a big star back home certainly helps when it comes to Eurovision Song Contest press conferences. Vladana feels completely at home and no...
ESC birthdays 8 Mar – Find me. I’ll be somewhere warm...
Our friends in Montenegro like to go for the internal selection method. It’s worked for some countries recently. So why not an unspoiled gem...
Right, we’ve made it – just in time for Montenegro to...
... make my ears bleed. Jesus H Christ she was awful. I got into the Press Centre with just enough time to trot (or...