27 August – So you can wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Eurovision is an odd thing. The songs stoke emotions that are sometimes quite strong. How is it that a combination of notes can be...
Chefsache ESC Final Results
So I had this on in the background so my knowledge of it might not be the best. In the first round all nine...
12 December – Then the slap in the face
We often asks what makes a Eurovision winner. But the same could be said of what might make a last place song. Is it...
Germany – It’s not quite right
This has accidental last written all the way through it. It has nothing that could redeem it. Eliza could be the sacrificial big 5...
18 November – Too many girls have cried
Our friends in Germany haven't had the most consistent of times of late. Yes, they've had one win in this Century, but also a...
Germany on fire
They've just announced pyro cue changes for Germany as a warning to all the technicians. We might all go up in smoke. If this...
S!sters to sing German Lied für Israel
Laurita Kästel and Carlotta Truman are to sing for Germany at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest. Together they're known as S!sters. Their song is...
15 February – Nut cookies and raspberry ice cream
Sometimes there are no words to describe a performance at our favourite TV show. They put on a show that's so outrageous that you...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
It's a nice enough song, performed by someone who (thankfully) doesn't have one of those dreadful talent show voices. Even if...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Germany
GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna
Dear reader, let me give you a peak behind the OnEurope curtain. At time of writing, I’m in...