Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
27 August – So you can wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Eurovision is an odd thing. The songs stoke emotions that are sometimes quite strong. How is it that a combination of notes can be...
30 April – A shelter from the storm
We need to bear in mind that part performance is no guide to future performance. Some countries win, completely out of the blue, and...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Germany
Perfect Life by Levina
Maybe it was the disappointment of two consecutive last places in the final that led Germany not to really care that...
7 January – Everyone is waiting for a miracle
Did I hear you ask for a duet? Did I? Did I? well, you're getting one anyway. One from a famous year which featured...
Germany tap into the family-friendly vibe
With Monty at the Press Conference where SuRie picked which part of the show she would perform in, it's down to me to scan...
25 February – When I will burn my fingers today
It's all coming together today. When you have someone who keeps coming back for another try. And they can represent a different country to...
Germany – Sometimes there are no words
And the ones that caused such merriment among meme makers have vanished from the backdrop - as well as the faux sister photos.
This remains...
20 October – Please, please, tell me, what do you have...
Every country has its Mr Eurovision. And, of course, its Mrs/Ms Eurovision too. But some national claims to title are easier to judge.
In Germany,...
It would appear…
...that the Royster has been BLATANTLY LYING down below about Sidsel.
Mind you, Texas Lightning were damn good and they might very well be to...