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Croatia: Jacques & Jacques
Croatia is all the kinds of ridiculousness you’ve heard it is, singing a duet with himself in two different voices. It’s hilarious, none of...
2 April – Stay tonight, when everyone threatens me
Over the years, some countries have been gunning for a win, only for that time to pass without success. They then slip back into...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 8 – Croatia
We all know the type. The one you just can’t shake out of your head when they pop up begging you to drop everything...
Do the Croats know what they are doing this time?
HRT are trying to answer the question "What the hell do we follow Baby Lasagna with?" and they may well not quite know the...
Croat – zzzzzzz – ia
I have to confess that I didn't have huge expectations of this one, and I haven't been surprised - except possibly by the sheer...
Croatian Crazy talk
Mr Phil was away getting a coffee, so he left me in charge, and armed with just thirty selective seconds of footage (and a...
14 April – There are only two ways to live your...
There are so many different ways to tackle your three (or maybe six) minutes of fame on that Eurovision stage. Being part of a...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Croatia
I get how this is likely someone's warped idea of televoting cat nip, and maybe that's why I reacted in the way I did...
Nick “does” 2025 – Croatia
CROATIA – Poison Cake – Marko Bošnjak
What you think of Denmark? Do you like Espain? You can ask without any reply. But what about...