Eurovision Countdown 2025: Netherlands is French
Netherlands (the)Claude – C'est la vie
Ah, the Netherlands. Never one to shout, scream, or combust theatrically on stage—they’ve gone and done a very Dutch...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 13 – Finland
I’m of the understanding, thanks to some people who know about music (Roy), that Darude is (or at the very least was) something of...
Countdown scores update!
We've been a bit remiss on the old countdown scores because, well, getting ready for Malmo innit.
Here are the current standings after 31 countries...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 38 – Spain
Much as it loathes me to say it, the Spaniards have finally come up with the goods.
For the first time in what seems like...
Lisbon bound! First semi final preview!
So the bag is packed and today we fly to out for a weekend of fine food and wine as we reacquaint ourselves with...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: San Marino
Piqued Jacks won one of the most drawn-out (and low-quality) Eurovision selection processes I have ever witnessed. If SMRTV had presented just the final...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 6
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Denmark
Denmark – Where I Am by Anja Nissen
Time now for the entry from Australia. Oh, wait. We’ve already had that. This could have been...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Albania is ‘anguished’
Albania
Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm
In theory, Zjerm has everything you'd expect from a classic Albanian Eurovision entry: anguished vocal lines, regional instrumentation, and a sense...
Nick “does” 2025 – Malta
MALTA – Serving – Miriana Conte
Let me take you back in time, dear reader, to the heady days of the early 1980s. Lady Di...