Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta
Serving by Marianna Conte
I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Montengero
It takes mere seconds to believe this is a song you'll only hear once at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest.
The video throws every cliche...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 3 – Armenia
Armenia’s song – Qami (presumably pronounced differently than it is spelled) doesn’t start off that promisingly. It has a lilting lullaby rhythm for the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 38 – Serbia
Here we go again – Balkan Ballad mark 2 from everyone’s favourite Balkan county. I don’t know what it is with these types of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 0 – That elephant again
It's been twelve months since I wrote the original version of this but it's still as relevant today.
I fervently believe a majority of my...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 6
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 13 – Finland
The Rasmus – Jezebel
I'm sure they exist, but you never hear anyone say "I tell you who my favourite band are. The Rasmus", do...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 24 – Lithuania
Jurij has been a bit part player before at Eurovision. Not just a backing singer, he had a memorable role as one of the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Iceland
Paper by Svala
There’s a fiendishly difficult Eurovision pub-quiz question that you can leave your contributions to in the comments below: name all the family...
Nick “does” 2025 – France
FRANCE – Maman – Louane
France pushed the boat out for the premiere of this one to an extent I don’t think I’ve ever seen...