Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 30 – San Marino
Like An Animal by Piqued Jacks.
I’m sure there’s a scientific formula that can plot the correlation between Eurovision’s smallest competing nation and the size...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 34 of 39 – Slovenia
Slovenia are up against it from the moment this song starts, and not because of the song. It's drawn second - notoriously the worst...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 6 – Azerbaijan
Despite being wonderfully grumpy on here over the years and in life in general, I do love the contest. It’s a showcase of songwriting...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 20 – Ireland
It is politically incorrect to say that the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the Eurovision.tv picture of Sarah was...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 36 – Ukraine
Bird of Prey by Ziferblat
With three wins and an unblemished qualification record since their debut in 2003 Ukraine is Eurovision’s most successful late...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 36 – Sweden
Voices by Tusse
Well, this went big in the Swedish Melodifestivalen! Despite the return of pop’s popular Eric Saade and The Mamas v Dotter rematch...
OnEurope awards 12 points to …
Since the start of April, we've been telling you what we think of the songs competing in the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest.
With all the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Czech Republic
Czech Republic – My Turn by Martina Bárta
From the very, very first time I heard that clunking repetition in the opening line of this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 12 of 39 – Finland
If you can say anything with certainty in Eurovision circles, it’s that Finland will always *be* Finland. What do I mean by this? -...