Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Belgium
Eliot from Belgium is performing a song written by the guy behind 2017's 'City Lights' - and there is a certain similarity in tone....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 11 – Cyprus
Cyprus either gets it very right, or hideously wrong and their fans can be a rabid bunch to deal with, it must be said...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 13 – France
Maman by Louane
After so many years seemingly in the Eurovision wilderness France has been knocking at the door of a win a couple...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 6 – Belarus
ZENA (again with the caps!) has been saddled with a rotten song. It’s supposed to be a pop song with a bit of an...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Lithuania is a fug of despair
LithuaniaKatarsis – Tavo Akys
You know that one guy in your uni’s indie society who never took off his coat, even indoors, and wrote poems...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 7
Every few days, our panel of ‘experts’ have shared opinions on the songs taking part in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. We’re nearing the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 37/37 – The UK
In a series that has, sometimes, tested the patience of the writer and the reader, we finally get to the end of the line...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 27 – Norway
Lighter by Kyle Alesandro
Where PARG copied, Kyle Alessandro innovated as the first of this year’s Armoured Twinks during his performance in Norway’s Melodi...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Czech Republic
'Lie to me' is derivative of Justin Timberlake - who wowed global audiences with his Eurovision interval act a few years back. And as...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 4 of 39 – Azerbaijan
History really IS repeating itself here, because now for the third time in four reviews (and counting) a song title has been reused from...