Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus
Cyprus – Andew Lambrou – Break a Broken Heart.
After years and years of banger by numbers sung by woman type people, CYBC and Panik...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 30 – Poland
Ochman – River
Looks-wise Ochman has the Junior Manager at Foxtons thing down pat. And by some strange twist of fate, the video does suggest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 1 – Albania
Sekret – Ronela Hakati
As a wise old sage says to me on a regular basis, you don’t need to watch the Eurovision to know...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 22 – Lithuania
Tavo Akys by Katarsis
Well, this is cheery. Katarsis is, I’m informed, by a brief introduction on the official Eurovision website, an experimental rock band...
Nick “does” 2025 – Lithuania
LITHUANIA – Tavo Akys – Katarsis
As implausible as it may seem for someone for whom 99% of my musical gamut revolves around “have Birthe...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Czechia according to Mo
Aiko brings an eighties American punky girl band vibe to Eurovision. I sort of expect the vocals to be ropey live, but I’m not...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 15 – Georgia
If there’s one thing you can say about Georgia at Eurovision it’s that their entries have been diverse. 2019 is no change. It’s a...
So what are the scores on those doors, Larry?
So, we've all been busy with writing those little pen countdowns for you to enjoy or laugh at or shake your head at, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20 – Italy
Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi
Not gonna lie, in a Sanremo line-up I largely enjoyed this year I was not only disappointed but...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 7/37 – Croatia
CROATIA – Poison Cake – Marko Bošnjak
In a bit of a turn up for the old books we have a non-Croat singing for Croatia,...