Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 17 – Greece
We’re 40% into this year’s Countdown. I don’t know about you, but I’m sensing a theme here and fuck me, it’s depressing. It’s not...
Lisbon bound! First semi final preview!
So the bag is packed and today we fly to out for a weekend of fine food and wine as we reacquaint ourselves with...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Hungary
Origo by Joci Pápai
Look, I’ll be honest with you. I’ve been to Budapest and I liked it. It’s cheap as chips, they do really...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 18 – Hungary
Joci Papai hasn’t changed a lot over the last two years and neither has his song if we are honest here at OnEurope.
You know...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Sweden is warm and wet
Sweden
Kaj - Bara Badu Bastu
Sweden, Eurovision’s perennial overachiever, has finally decided to stop pouting in profile and start smiling. Bara Bada Bastu, performed by...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 37 – Slovenia
You need to go all the way to 2001 and Nuša Derenda’s 'Energy' for the last time Slovenia graced the Top 10. In the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 12 – Finland
Dark Side by Blind Channel
It’s only really Finland that’s made a success of rock at the Contest (and even then it took a band...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
We Are Domi – Lights Off
The Czech Republic has an on-off relationship with Eurovision at the best of times, and after they got royally...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Latvia
'Funny Girl' sounds like one of those duff tracks from a rubbish musical with input from Richard Stilgoe. If you're a fan of Eastenders...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Moldova
Hey Mamma! by SunStroke Project
I’m old enough to remember the time when the stock trade of many a comedian was the mother-in-law joke. We’ve...