Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Estonia

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ESTONIA – Espresso Macchiato – Tommy Cash

There are times, dear reader where the words ‘Oh DO fuck off‘ are entirely appropriate… and this is one of those times.

I absolutely hate everything about Tommy Cash, this song, the performance, the inclusion of Nonnas when it gets on stage (which, apparently, is going to help it out somewhat).

Sadly televoters are thick as pig shit when it comes to things that they believe the Eurovision should be, and this is qualifying… with a million points.

When it gets to the final, I hope it is buried in a very deep hole never to be heard again.

Phil’s Score – 0