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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 8/37 – Cyprus

CYPRUS – Shh – Theo Evan There was the longest of pregnant pauses between Theo Evan being announced as the singer for Cyprus and the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 31/37 – Serbia

Serbia - Princ - Mila Good news for those of you that have followed my journey - I'm back at home now, and in my...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 23 – Luxembourg

La Poupée Monte Le Son by Laura Thorn I was pleased to see Luxembourg return to Eurovision last year. I always felt it was a...

Nick “does” 2025 – Serbia

SERBIA – Mila - Princ 22:53 CET, 5 May 2025, OnEurope Towers (in a country not very far from Switzerland, yet delightfully more inexpensive). Nick...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ireland is unhinged

IrelandEmmy – Laika Party It takes a certain kind of song to make you both laugh, wince, and question the state of the education system....

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 5 – Azerbaijan

Run With U by Magamama Azerbaijan’s Eurovision fortunes have taken a downward turn of late. Since debuting in 2008 they finished in each of...

Nick “does” 2025 – Ireland

IRELAND – Laika Party – Emmy I suspected that Mr Phil was using my reviews as templates for his own when the featured image for...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ukraine is preying

Ukraine Ziferblat – Bird of pray Ukraine rarely sends a bad entry to Eurovision—though some years, it’s felt like they’ve sent merely decent songs and disguised...

Nick “does” 2025 – Switzerland

SWITZERLAND – Zoe Me – Voyage It’s pretty much been nothing but voyage for me since I arrived at this year’s OnEurope Digs, just over...

Nick “does” 2025 – Belgium

BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian We made it through the A's. Phew. Now, in the early exchanges in the betting markets, Belgium were the...