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Countdown 2025

Reviews of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest entries from various (clueless) members of the OnEurope team. The views and opinions expressed in these reviews are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of anyone with verifiable sanity.

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Austria is ‘full-throttle’

Austria JJ – Wasted Love You can almost hear the pitch meeting: a fragile opening line, a trembling upper register, then bam—crank up the production, cue...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Italy is Italian

ItalyLucio Corsi – Volevo essere un duro In a year when seemingly others have taken it up on themselves to serve Italy at Eurovision, Italy...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Estonia

ESTONIA – Espresso Macchiato – Tommy Cash There are times, dear reader where the words 'Oh DO fuck off' are entirely appropriate... and this is...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 21 – Latvia

Bur Man Laimi by Tautumeitas Eurovision’s rules permit though don’t mandate a maximum 6 people on stage. Tautumeitas are squeezing in all of their allowance....

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32/37 – Slovenia

Slovenia - Klemen - How much time do we have left? Ah yes, another one of those singers that "the Internet" is trying to cancel...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: France is very French

FranceLouane – Maman France arrives this year draped in melancholy and bathed in sepia, with Louane delivering what is arguably the contest’s rarest creature: an...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 2 – Armenia

Survivor by PARG PARG beings a familiar theme to his Eurovision entry: survival. It’s a well-trodden genre, triumph over adversity, often against the odds....

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 17 – Iceland

RÓA by VÆB Look, I’ve tried to make it sound like the ligature æ in encyclopædia but the Eurovision website tells me the band’s name...

Nick “does” 2025 – Montenegro

MONTENEGRO – Dobrodošli - Nina Žižić 8 December 2024: Montenegro announces after a rethink that they will be represented in Basel by Nina Žižić performing...

Nick “does” 2025 – Spain

SPAIN – Melody – Esa Diva Oh Spain. I’ve had such a complicated relationship with you over the years, and we don’t very often give...