Croatia – Are you having a laugh, love!
Oh my actual god…. She’s wearing some sort of dress that is beyond silly. It’s all feathers and silver and open backed so Nina...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 8 – BULGARIA
Bones by Equinox
Every few years you get the feeling a country is going all out to win Eurovision. Some achieve it – Russia, Azerbaijan...
Mr Phil explains Eurovision 2014 – 20th – 18th Place
20th - Greece. Because no matter how bouncy you are - if your rapper shouts at Europe, It doesn't work. In fact, all the...
Cyprus: 17 down, one to Fuego
17 down, one to Fuego, and it is of course Cyprus. Eleni appears in a tunnel of laser cloud, clad in a golden catsuit,...
Finland – Saara in a spin
It’s time for Saara Aalto, and for us to see whether she’s improved the dog’s dinner of the presentation in the Finnish UMK. She...
Kiev restricts Eurovision alcohol sales
If you feel like the only way to get through Eurovision is to pour a stiff drink, spare a thought for the OnEurope team...
Missing the boat
Phil: I reckon that Ark have missed lots and lots of things out of their song, mostly a spark of something good. In the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....
Switzerland
Georgia had some modicum of sterile about it, this, however, is how a "love" song should be song - at least the girl and...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...