Plain Danes … Except the dark guitarist!
Ooh twink Danish boys on now and there’s nothing much to say about this performance wise.
How else would you stage a song sung by...
Absolutely Nottet wrong with that Belgium!
Loïc Nottet (still no idea how to pronounce him) up next and he’s in fine voice although suffering a little teenage acne. He’s had...
Portugal is not giving me much to work with
I’m kind of fumbling for stuff to grasp onto here. Leonor looks very much like Clara Oswald in 2015-era Doctor Who. The backdrop turns...
Hungary – I like Boggie…. everybody should
I like this song. Possibly because I was forced, at gunpoint, to watch A Dal for six weeks for Eurovision Ireland so I have...
More B’s.. Beer, boats, Brits and Brazilians!
That Monty types faster than I do so he’s already filled you in on our day off to Slovakia. Apparently it’s a question that...
Switzerland…. zzzzzzzz
This song passes me by. Melanie is singing a cracking little song but, like a fair few in this contest, it doesn’t hold the...
Oh yes Knez…
How to stage a song exhibit AA from Montenegro and the gorgeous and rich voice of Knez. No props, no fake instruments, no clutter.....
Time is like, it’s like… thing
You know that bit in Malta Song for Europe when last year’s representative performs their new single in the interval and nobody cares?
That’s the...
Slovenia….. Dear ORF…
…please kindly sort out your cameras and stage direction and soundmix thanks very much.
Love… me.
For a song that has all the hallmarks of a...
Ireland and the Eurozone
So there I was, watching une petite Irlandaise née en Munster sitting at a piano in an unconvincing yet gorgeous CGI forest, and it...