It’s official, Phil likes his wieners
Here’s the conclusion of our look at the winners of our favourite TV show. And who better to judge the ones in glorious HD...
Time is like, it’s like… thing
You know that bit in Malta Song for Europe when last year’s representative performs their new single in the interval and nobody cares?
That’s the...
Bogg standard ballad
Before coming to Vienna I found the Hungarian song as dull as ditchwater. It still is, it plods along slowly and doesn’t really do...
Hungary… I Heart this
Boggie will calm everyone down with her quiet little understated song about being a fighter. It’s not all about being a warrior, it’s about...
Serbian party, you go girl!!
Bojana for Serbia with a loud and proud stomper. The ‘frizz ease’ is working ever so slightly as the hair is better with a...
Give a little war back to the world
It’s the 60th contest of course, a time to reflect on 25 years ago when I was young and thought that earnest exhortation to...
Bojana’s backing dancers mock Trijntje Oosterhuis
I remember back in the noughts, I’d routinely say “Oh, cheer up Serbia! Show us a happy!”, and they’d send us another Balkan ballad...
Serbian fun in the Balkans
Oh.My.Life.
This Could have been a good song. It had all the makings of a decent stomper with a decent voiced girl….
Then they turned the...
The stage! And Hungary! And Belarus! Oh my…
We’ve been into the arena for the first time. It’s actually quite compact on the floor with only a short space between the stage...
Macedonia’s lack of Diggity
The Macedonian (FYR of) entry is the perfect example of how to fupp up an excellent song with an incongruent performance. Daniel is a...