Monty and Jody are in charge. I’m on a bus!!!!
Live blogging with our famous two starts at about 11am GMT.
I'm on a bus to Roskilde. I have gifts and pics will be forthcoming.
Enjoy...
I know it’s my day off – but jury analysis is...
Just did some jury analysis with Garrett from Eurovision Ireland. We've had a looksee and come up with the following - We're just putting...
Well, it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere…
Good morning, dear reader. I correspond to you from the inside of Heathrow's Terminal 5 where I am waiting upon the tardy Rosé and...
Yesterday at the Games – Day 3 – Plus some...
Admin first folks. Today is the first day in TEN YEARS that there is a day off from rehearsals!! - I know, it's scary...
I am now out of the office…
…and almost at Eurovision! Never have I been so pleased to put on my out of office notification and leave work as today. I...
Riigi goes to Kööpenhamina – More Wednesday afternoon
Mr Phil has b*ggered off now, but he missed one of the highlights of the day. More later...
Slovenia came on after a comfort break...
Riigi goes to Kööpenhamina – Wednesday afternoon
It's all getting mad in here. I think these rehearsals will never end - we're not anywhere near it today. I can see people...
Greece – Is that a kitchen sink?
NO, but its only a bloody trampoline! - A Trampoline for fucks sake, it's a health and safety nightmare on live European Television, potentially.
Just...
For I have returned and the world will be sorry… mwah...
Yes the wilderness is over and I'm even tempted to return to the contest itself next year as the finances are looking less ropey....
Switzerland – His stock is not the only thing rising.
MATRON!
The camera loves Sebastiano! - This is a good thing, believe you me!! - This song, in preview, could be too complicated to do...