Cyprus – no frills
CyBC are so poor, they have only sent Desperate Olympics for this performance with no backing singers and no chance....
She can sing this and...
Sweden second rehearsal
I'm seeing Sweden in the press centre. This needed work and it's had it. It looks and sounds much better on screen with the...
This is what they bloody want!!
I'm going to use my first Royism of the year...
"Shit my old boots"
She may look like Princess Fiona from the popular Shreck series, but...
Good draw for Bonnie!!
Hot footing from the arena back to the press centre to see the German conference before back to arena for Sweden! I'm jiggered and...
Well, my mother enjoyed it
Before it gets too late I’ll just sum up the season. What a fantastisk time I had in Malmö! It was a great experience,...
We’re at the airport, we’re delayed …
Rosé and I have made it to the airport at one end of our journey. Unfortunately not the destination end and we're delayed by...
Semi One dress rehearsal
Good evening Europe..... Rosé here trying not to screech! Which Petra Mede said she wasn't going to do, but she did a little in...
So, what did we learn at School today?
1. That the Ukrainians have no forethought when it comes to stage presence or acts (and for the record the giant's name really *is*...
Switzerland
Georgia had some modicum of sterile about it, this, however, is how a "love" song should be song - at least the girl and...
If only alcohol were free
Greetings Oneuropers, from the continuing adventures from a fugitive from the bounds of sanity. I found myself uttering 'Am I still at this fecking...