Malta and beyond to lunch…
Malta
That's my boy... Gianluca (did I tell you I met him in London?) charms us, the arena and every camera with that charismatic grin...
And thats your last rehearsal
and its barely 4pm. Back to the apartment for me for a quick change, wash, rub down with a pound of Lard as we...
De-camping to Malmo?
I appreciate that's an oxymoron with some of us, but over the weekend we are traveling out to Sweden's third city for some Eurovision...
Tiny bit of controversy with Moldova
She either forgot it was supposed to be in Moldovan, or decided to do stir things up a bit, but went back to Moldovan...
Your song will/won’t win because it has the best/worst lyric of...
Albania – We only speak one language, so there are no tears anymore
Armenia – Who’s the one with the clever face? That can tell...
Costumes, costumes and more costumes
Another quiet moment away from my boss. Another day of rehearsals over, so a few words of wisdom from me. Or not. If you...
It’s MY Waterfall
People who know me often ask why I spend a large chunk of my holidays going to obscure cities in deepest Europe, watching certain...
Iceland – Bloody hell fire yes
Whoever said that the Eurovision of 2013 is "a bit shit" is clearly a) right and b) right but in the wrong way.
I would...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
Watching on the tele-vision
SVT are showing the show again on svt1. It look the dog's doodahs to be honest and perfect sound - its also safe to...