I am here – but at work!!
So am having trouble posting - it's hard being a manager and a webmaster of the highest order! - Stay with us and I'll...
Trying to put some flesh on the skeletal service
Hi folks.
Well we're still here. My boss still suspects nothing about my subversive activities - long may that continue. Maybe I prefer writing for...
In a curious turn of events…
...Phil has just informed me via Social Network that Riigiametnik has been video-calling him with pictures of a local Azeri pear-flavoured beverage which looks...
Video!!!! Port mortem
Our pundits who are here in Baku just for you give their thoughts on the ten qualifiers from last night's opening bunfight.
See if their...
Toto and Gigliola talk Eurovision 2012 – Part 2
At first glance this promises much. There is a song behind this (unusual for Malta) and people that actually look like they're playing instruments...
Well I’m never listening to RDH again
" Hungary won't qualify" he said, " It's boring" he said. No, said I, Its a great song.
I was fucking right but did i...
A warmed-up Hump
That, my children, is more fucking like it!! - Clearly the second rehearsals are where he "kicks it into gear" It looks and feels...
Italy and an acoustic lube
There's a line I'll probably never again write.
We are ducking out early as they are running late and they say some roads are blocked...
Your song will/won’t win because…
It has the best/worst lyric of the contest:
Albania: My plane is landing on the runway without the light of your soul attached today to...
French fancies
Air-Miles Anggun (and thank you to whoever I nicked that off, I really can’t remember in order to give proper credit) is on stage...