Toto and Gigliola talk Eurovision 2012 – Part 1
Excuse the radio silence peeps but I've had an enforced sojourn to Newcastle and Cambridge where I was somewhat less well off than back...
Valentina – not this time
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse..... it does!!
It still looks just as hideous but, in a cruel twist, the backing singers...
The Hump meets the press
Just a final comment from yesterday: we made The Hump’s press conference where he was witty and endearing, and we chatted to Arlene Philips...
The Russian grannies – as funny as anal warts
Will someone please explain to me why this isn't unmitigated awfulness?! I'm watching this and thinking logically "Who on earth is going to vote...
Serbia First Rehearsal
So Day 3 in the Big Brother house takes the viewing audience back to 2004 to watch Lane Moje ... Oh, wait ... no it isn't....
Montenegro First Rehearsal
The Montenegro trojan Donkey has taken its rightful place in Eurovision history as possibly the worst thing ever seen. I dont know what it...
I love Arlene Phillips!
Here's something I never thought I'd ever say, but she's really good value! Had a nice chat with her at the UK press conference...
Engelbert brings good and bad
Typical of my country at anything, let alone the Eurovision - there was lots of good things, and lots of bad things too.
Good news...
Loreen still doesn’t have me convinced
Sweden are now freely quoted at 7/4 to win this contest, a price not seen since monkey boy back in 2009. This song ain't...
Albania II
There isn't much difference to be honest - I still think that this song is a one note pony - although much to my...