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Monday, November 17, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

Full on dull

I don't think even the addition of backing mincers can help this song. It's full on dull to start with and just gets more...

My Work Is Refusing Me…

I love my job, but I love being on holiday even more, and I fancy I’m not long for the office today. Don’t you...

This joke isn’t funny anymore…

Goodness me! That Anri is a lively one. There’s a lot of what can only really be described as choreographed galumphing going on during...

Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 Manats

Roy was musing yesterday whether the artistes would have to walk the long catwalk to the Green Room immediately after their performances or whether...

Albania after Lunch

Firstly, I hear there is FREE CAKE and FREE TEA in the press working area? - Is there a Mrs Doyle in the press...

Another day, another drive-by…

Well this is embarrassing. I've seen a grand total of two rehearsal runthroughs in total from this semi, Time seems to have slipped away...

Your song will/won’t win because…

It has the best/worst lyric of the contest: Albania: My plane is landing on the runway without the light of your soul attached today to...

Host country blues?

This is a case of host country blues if ever I heard one. Azerbaijan are clearly bankrupt by hosting the contest and to me...

Oh dreary me

Oh d(r)eary me its a Balkan fest! Local instruments, local oboist, local singer!. Zeljko is going to open the semi in his lounge suit,...

Minor problemes techniques…

...will be delaying my Day 3 wrap-up, which might now not appear until tomorrow. "Just so you know" in my Ase Kleveland voice.