I’ve received a question from a Mrs. Trellis of North Wales…
...and it's a fairly sensible and serious one, unusually. "Are there any performances and stagings this year which are likely to cause problems for...
Time for a quick break
The only redeeming feature for this song is the fact that the 3d lettering on the backdrop looks very effective..... effectively removing your eyes...
Pretty Poli
To me this just gets better and better. Poli struts about the stage and down the catwalk like she owns it (!) and sings...
Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...
I love the sound of breaking glass
Oh Dear - Eric Saade's third rehearsal - so to speak -sounded somewhat breathy towards the end for my liking - I don't think that he has the...
Apparently there’s a Eurovision Song Contest in town soon
Euroclubs sind gefährliche Orte. Sie ziehen Sie in, bombardieren Sie mit Musik unterschiedlicher degress der Glaubwürdigkeit, und machen Sie Urlaub denken, dass die mittelmäßigen...
The Bosnian dangerman
Now then, in a night of party filth, my first impulse was to walk away from the pop tunes and head off to the...
Straight out of the dressing up box
Following on from Slovak weddings, I also often wonder: "What could I do with a bugle, a traffic cone and a disused unicycle..." - clearly TVM...
Captured by a sandstorm
You don't need to be a Eurovision expert, or a fashionista to know when large shoulder pads are just wrong, and the ones in...
I love Paris in Spring – how about you?
So, France are going to win it then - can we all go home now?
After only his first mic check, I looked around so...